A company in Japan has invented "crotch charms" that beachgoers can pair with swimsuits , and they may not be on your list of things to try before the end of summer. According to Mashable , the BoDiva "Beachtail" is a small metal chain that hooks around your bikini bottoms and allows four decorative charm chains to hang down from your crotch. It looks like a necklace, but instead of wearing it around your neck you can wrap it around your underwear or bikini bottoms, letting it dangle under your butt. It's made with rhodium silver-plated metal chain and Swarovski crystals, and comes in a variety of different colors. This is just the latest in a long line of "trendy" ideas for jazzing up your vagina, and it's just as eye roll—inducing as its predecessors. In the same way you shouldn't be highlighting your vulva or decorating your pubic hair with glitter , you probably shouldn't be putting a dangling metal object down there either. The potential problems — like it getting ripped out or, as Mashable notes, it getting super, super hot and burning your skin — sound painful, to say the least.
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When you're not the same size on top as you are on the bottom, but you can't buy them separately. Sometimes, you can buy the top and the bottom separately, which is great because odds are, you're two completely different sizes there. But the bikinis whose parts can't be purchased separately are usually the cutest ones you want more than anything, but you can't buy them because bikinis are cruel and weird sometimes. When you're tall and the bottoms barely come above your crotch. As a tall person myself, I can't tell you how many times I've tried on bikini bottoms and been like, "Haha, yeah, no," because it barely covered my whole vag or butt, which means I'd have to spend the whole day pulling it up or, let's be honest, probably losing it the second I get in the water. Constantly having to pull down the wedgie that never ends. No matter how well your suit fits, your butt will still, without fail, suck in your bikini bottoms like a butt vortex and you still spend the whole day trying to remove it from the vortex. It is the law. How it fits when it's dry is not how it fits after you get in the water. You'd think by now they would've invented bathing suit material that doesn't swell up and peel itself off your body the second you hit the pool.
A bikini is typically a women's two-piece swimsuit featuring two triangles of fabric on top that cover the woman's breasts , similar to a bra , and two triangles of fabric on the bottom: the front covering the pelvis but exposing the navel , and the back covering the buttocks. In May , Parisian fashion designer Jacques Heim released a two-piece swimsuit design that he named the Atome 'Atom' and advertised as "the smallest swimsuit in the world". No runway model would wear it, so he hired a nude dancer from the Casino de Paris named Micheline Bernardini to model it at a review of swimsuit fashions. Due to its controversial and revealing design, the bikini was accepted very slowly by the public. In many countries the design was banned from beaches and other public places. In France banned it on its coastlines. Germany banned it from public swimming pools until the s.
I'm no doctor so what am I supposed to do twiddle my thumbs in our room while he gets back. Thank you for pointing this out. Mind control is not child's play, and the Mormon church has real people's blood on their hands for the despicable damage they've caused.